 Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity with Intelligent Falling Theory
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... (Read More) (Added by Jeff Perren
on 8/20, 10:11am)
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deeper...
"I was in bed with my wife the other night and she said 'deeper, deeper'...so I started quoting Nietchze, 'man is a rope stretched over an abyss'..."-Dennis Miller (Added by Jody Allen Gomez
on 8/19, 5:50pm)
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Tech Support
Subject: COMPUTERS
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on 8/18, 11:46am)
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SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY
A friendly jest at our American counterparts:
... (Read More) (Added by Tim Sturm
on 8/18, 3:39am)
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How college policies began.
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water.
... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/17, 2:00pm)
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The language of the EU
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German , which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as Eur... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/13, 3:43am)
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In the days of Saddam
Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam look-alikes.
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on 8/13, 3:41am)
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IRS Audit
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
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on 8/11, 12:48am)
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Professor vs. PC speech codes
Before PC invaded academia, there was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said,
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on 8/10, 3:17am)
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Islamic Law
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh. (Read More) (Added by Robert Davison
on 8/09, 1:54pm)
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