 Itchy Pussies
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on 9/06, 9:25pm)
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Fooled
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on 9/04, 5:26am)
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Moishe vs. the Soviet Union
Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Soviet Russian Government: Govt. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?" Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?" Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you d... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/03, 5:11am)
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I cannot tell a lie...
A married businessman was sleeping soundly in post coital bliss and the arms of his secretary when he awoke with a start and looked at his watch.
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on 9/01, 6:10pm)
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Rat
It was letter/word time. The teacher says a letter, and the kids have to think of a word that starts with that letter, and use it in a sentence. She said, “B.” As usual, dirty little Johnny was waving his hand. She thought, ‘I can’t give him B, he’ll say ‘B. Breasts. Big, gorgeous breasts.’ She picked little Susie, who said, “B. B... (Read More) (Added by Jon Letendre
on 8/30, 10:01pm)
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Church and State
Father O'Malley answers the phone.
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on 8/30, 12:51pm)
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Oh Boy!
1. Resolved, by this Council, that we build a new Jail.
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on 8/30, 6:16am)
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Locke and Marx take tea
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on 8/30, 3:01am)
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Three Texas Surgeons
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others sai... (Read More) (Added by Adam Buker
on 8/30, 1:34am)
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Hmmmm....
Yankel was a wine maker, but he was not too bright. Naturally, most of his yearly income came before Passover when Jews all over the world buy a lot of wine. One day before Passover, Yankel opened a fresh barrel and noticed that it was half empty. How could wine be missing from a newly opened barrel? He thought and thought, but he couldn't figur... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/29, 9:56pm)
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