 Mosquitoes/lightbulb
How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if you can get them in there. (Added by Jennifer Kerns
on 9/12, 1:01pm)
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The Ant and the Grasshopper
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSIO... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/12, 12:33am)
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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. "'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap h... (Read More) (Added by Sarah House
on 9/11, 7:30pm)
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Simplified Tax Form
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on 9/11, 2:50pm)
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Safe sex
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on 9/10, 12:05pm)
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Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 9/09, 3:08pm)
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Something to think about the next time you fly.
The following is an excerpt from a "crab sheet", where pilots and maintenance personnel communicate problems with a particular aircraft, as well as solutions to the problems.
... (Read More) (Added by Summer Serravillo
on 9/08, 10:57am)
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Philosophy in the Market Place
"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/07, 9:36pm)
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 Color Test
http://www.njagyouth.org/colortest.swf (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 9/07, 3:21pm)
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Pet Fish
A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You mustunderstand these here are my pet fi... (Read More) (Added by Robert Davison
on 9/07, 7:59am)
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