 NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!
News just in!!! After years of making millions from one song, sixties band, The Animals, have issued a world-wide apology ... There ISN'T a house in New Orleans. (Added by Lindsay Perigo
on 9/20, 8:45pm)
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Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade
Q. What is Bush's position on Roe vs. Wade?
... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
on 9/20, 8:50am)
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Perpetually Single 1.0b (or, Why this technochick ain't married)
Dear Tech Support,
... (Read More) (Added by Summer Serravillo
on 9/19, 5:21am)
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A young couple making love
An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, "Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!", and continued to watch, remembering the good old day's ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/18, 11:25pm)
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Another Blonde Joke
A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?" (Added by Robert Davison
on 9/17, 10:58am)
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If the Passover Story Were Reported by The NY Times or CNN
The cycle of violence between the Jews and the Egyptians continues with no end in sight in Egypt. After eight previous plagues that have destroyed the Egyptian infrastructure and disrupted the lives of ordinary Egyptian citizens, the Jews launched a new offensive this week in the form of the plague of darkness. Western journalists were parti... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/16, 12:34pm)
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(Translated From Yiddish:) 50 Years
A couple was about to celebrate 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a dinner in honour of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had varied excuses. "Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. "Sorry, I'm running late... I just didn't have the time to get you a present.... (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
on 9/15, 11:22pm)
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Another Blonde Joke
This one's for you, MSK:
... (Read More) (Added by Glenn Fletcher
on 9/15, 12:31pm)
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Moth Balls
Ever smell moth balls? How did you get his little legs to stay apart? (Added by Jon Letendre
on 9/13, 8:42am)
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The Seven Dwarf's and a Puzzled Pontiff.
One day THE Seven Dwarfs were granted an audience with the Pope, when they were on holiday in Rome.
... (Read More) (Added by Daniel Roy McNaughton
on 9/12, 5:23pm)
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