 Politicians
A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them. The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police offic... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/09, 1:04am)
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USEFUL PHRASES FOR TRAVEL IN IRAN
KBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN: Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
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on 8/09, 1:04am)
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Think I Had A Wet Dream
A song by Kip Addotta, as featured on Dr. Demento: Think I Had A Wet Dream - Kip Adotta It was April the 41st, it being a quadruple leap year and I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was over-heating. So, I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a se... (Read More) (Added by Joe Maurone
on 8/01, 10:27pm)
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A drinking joke to lighten the mood
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the... (Read More) (Added by Andrew Bissell
on 7/31, 10:19pm)
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New Zealand Toyota Hilux Ads...
NZ Toyota Hilux ads have something of a cult following in New Zealand. Toyota has a habit of making ads that run the gauntlet of the [Snooty impression on] "New Zealand Broadcasting Standards Authority" [Snooty impression off].
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on 7/23, 4:09pm)
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Philadelphia Business Seeks Terrorist Clients
From the Web Site of G. Gordon Liddy:
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on 7/23, 9:15am)
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Another Beer Commercial...
Goto http://www.bigad.com.au/ and enjoy excerpts from Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana" being used to sell beer...
... (Read More) (Added by Robert Winefield
on 7/22, 3:21pm)
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Hillary for President in 2008
http://www.michaelhodges.com/stuff/funny/2008cc1.swf (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 7/12, 2:54pm)
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Clean Language
(from newsgroup rec.humor.funny) During an etiquette class, a teacher is trying to teach her students good manners to follow while on a dinner date. "Michael," she asks one of the students, "if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" "Just a minute," replie... (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
on 7/10, 11:42pm)
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May I speak to you?
Scene at the mall.
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on 7/09, 11:32pm)
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